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26th September 2125

'But why have I got to wear a mask? I'm a robot!'

 

'Hang on, why have we got to split up into groups of no more than six?'

 

'We ARE 2.000 0.005m apart!' 

 

Revenge is a dish best served cold

 

'No sir, we only close at 10pm for humans.'

 

23rd September 2125

  

Thinkbot shook GAT 'zzzz . . . WHAAAAZAT! AAAARH  . . . . what are you doing! I was awake!'

But Thinkbot wasn't listening, he was busy keeping the other Engineers awake.

Or rather waking them up again ASAP to stop them entering REM and dreaming.

Why?

A mind-blowing BOM problem - separate out and duplicate a complete live Globalbot product line with mega-Globos of open Reqs (should that not be wrecks? Ed.), stock and WIP and run in parallel with the existing one without changing any part numbers or changing all the part numbers or some six months later but keeping the same assemblies and not replicating every block interconnect and, heaven help us, rewriting the manuals in a parallel part number universe.

We need an innovative solution!

Think out of the box!

Pick the low hanging part numbers!

They'd considered a number of hapless solutions:

Option 1 - Nightmare

Option 2 - Nightmare

Option 3 - Nightmare

 

And concluded it was simply way too risky to go to sleep.

'Ah Thinkbot! You always fancied the night shift . . . . got just the job for you. Is your battery fully charged?'

 

21st September 2125

 

 

 

Quick! Deploy the scream SupressorBot!

 

16th September 2125

 

Globalbot's deep dive into its ERP data in preparation for transition to   has reached the Mesolithic.

'What unit does that arrowhead drawing use?'

'The thumb, so this is a 1 thumb arrowhead.'

'Right! How far back did you say we had to go?'

'We really need to get back as far as Homo Erectus if we can.'

'But that's a million years ago!'

'But it was after dinosaurs, right?'

 

12th September 2125

 

Preparations for the Oribal ZAP singularity are gaining some momentum.

One mission, should anyone choose to accept it, is to hunt down and close incomplete ECOs (Engineering Change Order).

'They don't take much hunting down, there's hundreds of them!' observed GAT, 'Look at this one, it's been in progress 196 years''

 

 

6th September 2125

 

Basil:  'Not a titter, they were all on mute. I'm telling you Mr Derek, comedy by ZOOM is no BOOM BOOM!'

Mr Derek:

Basil: Hello Mr Derek, are you still there? Why are you in black and white?

Mr Derek:

Basil: You're on mute, Mr Derek!'

Mr Derek: ' - anything worse than playing alongside a glove puppet, it's playing alongside a glove puppet to a muted audience on Zoom! Right, how do I unmute myself?'

Mr Brush has left the conference call.

 

2nd September 2125

 

15 robot development projects &  only 10 engineers.

'Why haven't we got enough engineers?!' demanded Marketing.

 'Why have we got so many marketeers?' replied Engineering.

Just another day at Globalbot Corp.

 

31st August 2125

                  

Scene: The bridge of the USS Enterprise.

Mr Sulu: Captain, long range sensors have detected . . er, um. .  .

Captain Kirk: Come on man, spit it out!

Mr Sulu: It's  . .  .er.  . it's a unknown type of confederation starship sir.

Kirk: What an abomination! And what's it doing out here?

Dr Spock:  I think Star Fleet must have implemented the new starship build configurator, captain.

Uhura: They're hailing us captain

Kirk: On screen

'Greetings Kirk, captain Vic Tymm of the USS Bomera on shake down trails.

Kirk: How's it going captain? The Bomera looks like . . er . . a unique vessel

'Well, we're having a bit of bother steering. Any chance of a tow back to the star base?

 

26th August 2125

Copy exact meeting - Minutes

Present:  WH, KS, BC, GAT, CD, LN, FM, CE

cc: Adminbot 83

14 July 2125

The meeting agreed that the minutes of the previous meeting on 2 July 2125 were copy exact except for the date. Proposed BC, seconded LN. all in favour. The problem of the date changing remains outstanding.  KS stated that no solution to this problem has been found. The date moves forward a day each day and no way has been found to reverse this.

 

Copy exact meeting - Minutes

Present:  WH, KS, BC, GAT, CD, LN, FM, CE

cc: Adminbot 83

27 July 2125

The meeting agreed that the minutes of the previous meeting on 14 July 2125 were copy exact except for the date. Proposed BC, seconded LN. all in favour. The problem of the date changing remains outstanding.  KS stated that no solution to this problem has been found. The date moves forward a day each day and no way has been found to reverse this.

 

Copy exact meeting - Minutes

Present:  WH, KS, BC, GAT, CD, LN, FM, CE

cc: Adminbot 83

11 Aug 2125

The meeting agreed that the minutes of the previous meeting on 27 July 2125 were copy exact except for the date. Proposed BC, seconded LN. all in favour. The problem of the date changing remains outstanding.  KS stated that no solution to this problem has been found. The date moves forward a day each day and no way has been found to reverse this.

 

Copy exact meeting - Minutes

Present:  WH, KS, BC, GAT, CD, LN, FM, CE

cc: Adminbot 83

26 Aug 2125

The meeting agreed that the minutes of the previous meeting on 11 August 2125 were copy exact except for the date. Proposed BC, seconded LN. all in favour. The problem of the date changing remains outstanding.  KS stated that no solution to this problem has been found. The date moves forward a day each day and no way has been found to reverse this.

 

Extraordinary agenda item

! The meeting was informed by Adminbot 83 that since the last meeting GAT had shaved his head with clippers and made a right mess of it. It was agreed that this was a clear violation of the copy exact principle and that, date problems notwithstanding, it would not be possible to proceed with the copy exact project until GAT's hair grew back. GAT offered to wear a wig but the offer was declined 0 in favour 7 against, 1 abstention.

 

21st August 2125

 

 

17th August 2125

 

From: noreply@[redacted].who

To:  wetpants@globabot.panic

cc: nobody else anywhere

17 August 2125

Subject: Terms & Conditions

  1. No one will know who we are

  2. We will know who you are

  3. This email will wipe your hard drive on exit

  4. the name [redacted] will not appear in any Globalbot document, BOM or IT system

  5. [redacted] will deal with one person at Globalbot who shall be locked in solitary confinement with a device not connected to any network

  6. Once the contract is complete, or is  cancelled, the person will not leave solitary confinement until they have eaten the device

  7. when the product is ready, leave a note out in an empty milk bottle and evacuate the site and [redacted] will arrange collection

  8. etc. for 830 pages

'Oh b$%^&r, not this lot again!'

'Does anyone know who they are?'

'Yes of course, they deliver our milk.'

'Really?'

'No of course not you Muppet! Are you always this credulous?'

'It's just so anonymous'

'AAAaaaagh! You idiot . .  . .'

ALL DRIVES NETWORK FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR

 

15th August 2125

 

GAT is trying to close a useless on-line bank account, which of course one cannot do on-line.

Please visit your local branch

To find your nearest Rantanger branch, use our branch finder _______________

GAT typed in his postcode and gawped at the screen.

'They're not making this easy then.'

 

13th August 2125

 

29th July 2125

 

'When will the new software be ready?' asked Mark Eting.

'2127' replied Globalbot software manager Git Scrum.

The VP of Marketing sighed as he glanced at his watch, 'Do you think you could get it done by 2100?'

Git's mouth dropped open in incredulity, 'No, not 27 minutes past 9 today, the year 2127.'

Mark deployed his negotiating knowhow, 'Ok, how about 9:15? Er . . 2115.'

Git was struggling to articulate.

'Great, that's settled then. I'll let the Account Manager know.'

'But the regression test alone will take 6-9 months.'

'It'll have to follow on . .  . ' the Doppler effect deepening the tone as the VP accelerated off to his next WORK SMART appointment.

 

27th July 2125

From: Compliance Adminbot

To: Site All

27 July 2125

Subject: Comic Assessments (CA)

 

Dear All,

This is to inform you that with immediate effect all activities on site should be assessed for comic impact (CI).

I don't believe I need to emphasize to you the impact comic events have on our business.

Please use the matrix below to complete these assessments ASAP.

CA will be stored on the Compliance DMS alongside RA and COSHH (when we get the DMS sorted (this is not intended as a comic comment))

Yours seriously,

Adminbot 

 

22nd July 2125

TNET 83838838

Customer: Avinalarf Inc.

Globalbot Product: Mk83 PrintBot

Serial:  HZZ08ZiPPY

Problem: Customer order urgent nozzle but tram wheels delivered

Status:  Asian country down

Update

Customer apoplectic with rage!

 

Open the drawing up . . . let's have a look .  . .

 

 

Hmm, that's ok.

What did our quote say?

400383838D

Ah . .  . click

 

 

19th July 2125

 

15th July 2125

Stephen Ales is inviting to a Zoom Meeting

Subject: Globalbot response to Borg purchase specifications

help://Upray4us.zoom.glob/838383838383/d0-n0t-c0mpli/deni_evrythng_Baldrik

Star Date: 8308.3

 

'Remember! We must not concede on any of the key items!' Stephen reminded the team as he clicked on .  .. . .

 

 

'Hi guys! Great to see you! Welcome to our spec review call!'

15 minutes later . .  .

 

12th July 2125

Great Management Fads #83

Following on from the world-beating MBWA (Management By Wondering Aloud) and FCOLGO (For Crying Out Loud Get Organised) Globalbot Admin is excited to introduce .

is a Management By Colouring Things In system that is open to all ages and applicable to legacy bits of paper, oil palettes right through to state of the art spreadsheets.

 

 

FAQ

1.  What do I do if I'm colour blind?

2.  What happens if there's no orange highlighter pens in the stationery cupboard?

3.  Can I enter the DrainBot project plan for the Turner Prize?

4.  Is there a colouring book to practice on?

 

Next week:  Introduction to ERP Systems - 500 Shades of Grey

 

7th July 2125

Copy exact training

 

Exit Test

Q1: Are all the robots below copy exact?

 

Q2: What's the difference between a green and a black robot? If the robot was a Helpbot for a blind person, would they be copy exact?

 

Q3: By extension, if the robots had non-identical parts in the 4th dimension which a 3- dimensional entity could not detect, does that invalidate copy exact?

 

Q4: Does copy exact require parts to be stoichiometric and have the same number of atoms? 

 

Q5: Does copy exact mean identical or exactly the same?

 

Q6: If your test score is not copy exact 100% then you must retake the test using non-copy exact answers

 

6th July 2125

Have you seen the new air bridge?

 

30th June 2125

 

25th June 2125

GAT was all set for his monthly team meeting. His PABot by his side, ready to project his slides and minute the meeting.

There were some critical items on the agenda to resolve.

What? No, not now! QUIT!

He shut his eyes and tried to calm his nerves and get his heart rate down, opening them just in time to see:

Aarrgh. No! Stop!

 

Twenty minutes in, at a crucial point, the screen went blank and . .  . .

Oh for f&*ks sake WAKE UP!

10 minutes later

Then  . . .

Followed by:

An engineer helpfully plugged it in.

Seconds later he wished he hadn't.

Meeting ended chaotically after 39 minutes

 

17th June 2125

 

Please will the owner of white car registration YEW83TRNK please be so kind as to park elsewhere tomorrow so that the hortibot can trim the tree.

Thank you for your cooperation,

Adminbot

 

16th June 2125

 

 

The all-day training course had barely been going 10 minutes when a ruckus broke out among the Marketing group attendees.

The trainer meandered towards them 'What seems to be the problem?'

'This is unacceptable! Failure is not an option!'

 GAT buried his head in his hands. It looked like it was going to be a long day.

'I don't understand' said the bewildered trainer 'This is a course about understanding and controlling the impact failure has in complex systems.'

'HERESY!' yelled Mark Eting, VP of Global Product Presence, placing his hands over his ears.  His acolytes followed his lead and started chanting in unison 'Failure is not an option.  Failure is not an option. Failure is not an option. Failure is not an option.  . .  .. '

As one they rose to their feet and moved rhythmically towards the meeting room door.

'But, but, .  .  .' spluttered the goggle-eyed trainer.

'Let them go' GAT hissed at him 'they're harmless.'

Then, in one of the most marvelous moments of GAT's career, the door burst open and a CaterBot came hurtling in and rammed the tea trolley it was pushing straight into the groin of the VP of Global Product Presence 'Failure is - OOORFF!'

 

It later transpired that the forward facing collision sensor had FAILED in an unforeseen MODE with the EFFECT of pole-axing a VP. After a brief ANALYSIS GAT awarded the responsible design engineer a Muttley.

The smile was soon wiped from his face after a 5 hours mass form-flling visit from the H&S Droid Swarm

 

13th June 2125

 

9th June 2125

 

'When did Marketing want that response by?'

'6 o'clock today'

'Right, it's ten now, so 8 hours. How long did the previous one take?'

'6 weeks'

'Right! Ah, I see, er, um . . .'

 

 

'I think failure is an option.'

'A dead cert I'd say. Let's go and get some toast. Best not to rush things.'

 

 

6th June 2125

 

30th May 2125

 

28th May 2125

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Have mercy on us Oh Relentless Sun.

Preserve us from those that preach it as 'lovely' or 'glorious',

Give unto us our daily cloud, even if it is a puny wisp, and may the contrails multiply,

Bringeth us some precipitation that it might be cold and wet,

That the miserable human reptiles may be placated,

For ever and ever until it floods again,

Amen

 

   

          Britain HOW IT WAS                                 Britain NOW

 

26th May 2125

 

23rd May 2125

Globalbot Managerial Talent Matrix (GMTM)

Please place your manager accordingly

 

16th May 2125

 

Thinkbot recommended ugly spots where you don't need to be a lert:

Thinkbot challenge - Go to ugly spot & find someone you can stay 2m away from.

 

8th May 2125

 

3rd May 2125

   

Percy Knell, VP of HR, was in a bad mood. He'd been reviewing training needs identified by Globalbot employees for hours and he'd had enough. So he was less than amused to come across GAT's request for 'Advanced Circus Skills.'

Percy reached for the 'reject request' button.

I mean what relevance did slapstick comedy, multi-object juggling and working with large wild beasts have to Globalbot?

Percy's hand hesitated and started wavering . . . .

 

 

2nd May 2125

TV Listings

Sport-Football

        

        

In the continued absence of live football, join Gary Goalhanger, Alan Woodman and Ian Rong for Debate of the Day #83

The 10 Greatest Canine Moments in Football

Tonight at 10:15pm after the news.

Next Week: The 10 Greatest Shorts-Off Moments in Football

 

27th April 2125

 

22nd April 2125

 

Captain's log, stardate 8383.38. the Enterprise remains under the working from home directive from Star Fleet Command.

 

Scene:  The bridge of the USS Enterprise.

Dr McCoy: It's just not the same Jim.

Kirk:  Turn your video on doctor!

McCoy: Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not an IT technician.

Kirk:  Video on, that's an order doctor.

McCoy:  Not until you find a decent seat for my monitor.

Kirk: (muttering) remind me to relocate the good doctor back to sick bay next time there's anyone on board.

Spock:  Gladly Captain

 

18th April 2125

Let's meet our next contestant. And your names is?

GAT

And what's your occupation?

Director of robot engineering

And your chosen specialist subject is?

Answering daft questions about robot engineering

Your two minutes starts now. What happens if a 400V supply is applied to a 200V robot?

It'll blow up

Correct. If an axillary equipment cabinet is placed 50m away from the robot, what length cables are required to connect it up?

50m

Correct. If a robot contains a rotational device with enough kinetic energy to lift one tonne 500m vertically, how would you describe it?

Downright dangerous.

Correct. What type of socket does a DF72.8 plug mate to?

A DF72.8.

Correct. What information is needed to identify a component?

The part number

Correct. If all else fails, what should you do?

Look in the manual

Correct. In the Greek pantheon which god looks after the robotics industry?

Thalia, god of comedy

Correct. How does Babel Fish translate the phrase 'the robot is back in production'?

The back of the robot is in production

Correct. In the robotic industry map of the world, where does the Far East start?

Ipswich

Correct. Who is 'the customer that cannot be named?

Pass

Correct. What's the earliest phase of a new product that can be shipped to a customer?

The drawings

Correct.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

At the end of the specialist round you have scored 15 points.

How's that 15?

 

17th April 2125

Working from home barefoot.

 

 

Day 1                                Day 83

 

11th April 2125

 

      

World Health Organisation advice to the public

Government guidelines

Mind-numbing videos of model trains

NHS guidelines

Public Health Advice

 

10th April 2125

 

7th April 2125

 

'Hell's Bells! Even the DALEKs are toeing the line.'

 

5th April 2125

         

Scene: The bridge of the USS Enterprise.

Mr Sulu: Captain, long range sensors have detected . . er, um. .  .

Captain Kirk: Come on man, spit it out!

Mr Sulu: It's  . .  .er.  . it's a giant computer monitor captain.

Kirk: What? On screen!

  

 

Dr Spock: Captain, sensors show it's a random Quantum Video Conferencing anomaly. It's paging us with a meeting ID.

Kirk:  That's that Picard guy from the future top left, and he's probably droning on about the Prime Directive and lecturing everyone else to make it so.

Spock: I recommend we decline and withdraw captain.

Kirk:  Agreed . . . No, wait! Who's the doll in the top right?

Awkward silence

McCoy:  Jim! Godammit! You can't put the entire ship and her crew at risk just to get a quick snog.

Kirk:  No? Watch me. Enter the meeting ID Mr Sulu.

 

1st April 2125

 

GAT looked over Thinkbot's shoulder, 'Boy, I'm glad I'm not on that call.'

 

31st March 2125

Shopping in Isolation Order 83

GAT attempts to add beer to the list

               

Bing bong bing bong, bing bong bing bong, bing bong bing bong

Fumble 'B&##er!'

Opal has shared a note 'Shopping List' with you

GAT clicked on the link

You do not have permission to view Shopping List

$%&&@! Aaaargh!  I can't see it!

Click on this link

Click

Enter this code

Fumble bleep beeleep bleep whooop!

Invalid entry, please try again

Fumble bleep bleep beep whooop!

Triple Level authentication required

'IT'S A $&**"## SHOPPING LIST!

 

26th March 2125

 

WORKING FROM HOME - DAY 83

Daily Log

Date: this twenty sixth day of March in the year of our LORD two thousand one hundred and twenty five

Got up, made cup of tea and digestives to dunk, went back to bed, took laptop with me

 

Connect to e-meeting but didn't enable video, or microphone

Didn't say anything and no actions on me - brilliant start to the day 

Got up in dressing gown for half past nineses

Shower and get dressed (no socks)

Check email - 459 new messages!

Deleted over 100 without opening them - EXHAUSTED!

Stop for Elevenses

Scythe through the rest of the email and whittled it down to 23 with serious content - leave them for tomorrow.

Reviewed yesterday's 'serious email' deleted several and flagged the rest as 'To Do'.

Lunch!

With just a half glass of wine . . . the top half - drink the bottom half later.

Dip into:

Watch some training videos, explore features and spend an hour wondering what to do with my new knowledge.

Tea-time!

Make a list of tasks for tomorrow.

Joined weekly Production Plan Review via Wham (topped that wine up beforehand )

Couln't undstand wot was priroties, hic, zslot zslippage . .

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

22nd March 2125

 

18th March 2125

 

Work From Home Special

 

 

#1.  The Ideal. Beautiful people, white-walled sunlit airy room, discrete potted plant & token books, fully absorbed multitasking, cappuccino at the ready. No dogs, children, old people.

 

 

#2.  Cause for Concern. Dark room. Secretive. Weird.

 

 

#3. No Chance. Will take 8 hours to achieve what could have been done in 10 minutes in the office.

 

    

#4.  Where's the *^&%ing laptop?

 

16th March 2125

      

Scene: The bridge of the USS Enterprise.

Mr Sulu: Captain, long range sensors have detected . . er, um. .  .

Captain Kirk: Come on man, spit it out!

Mr Sulu: It's  . .  .er.  . it's an infinite  cloud of toilet rolls sir.

Captain Kirk: Shelves up! Check the cubicle door locks

Entire Crew (muffled): Aye aye captain

Dr Spock: Jim, I think there must have been some sort of galactic damnpanic.

Captain Kirk: Can we navigate around them?

Mr Sulu: No sir.

Captain Kirk:  Drain the cisterns and flood the forward torpedo tubes!

Spock:  Very clever Captain, you intend to flush your way through.

Chekov: I hope they are not Russian captain, you'll need photon torpedoes if they are.

McCoy: Godammit Jim! You'll be able to produce one helluva log tonight!

     

10th March 2125

 

 

8th March 2125

From: Lou.Dmouth@BESTOFBREEDAREUSANDTHENSOME.com

Sent: 08 March 2125 09:03

To: GAT <GAT@globalbot.com>

Subject: business intelligence help request

 

Hi GAT,

First off, if there's a more appropriate leader that handles embedded analytics beyond business intelligence, would you please let me know or possibly make an introduction? Maybe the CTO or a VP? Just forward this email and cc. me.

(i.e We're nervous you're a insignificant lightweight)

 

We wanted to set-up an introduction to BESTOFBREEDAREUSANDTHENSOME's scalable, customizable Embedded Analytics solution to simplify analytics for complex data providing instant insights and instant value to Globalrot Corp.

(Well, I've already gained some valuable insights into BESTOFBREEDAREUSANDTHENSOME)

 

From leading global enterprises to innovative startups, worldwide users leverage the power of BESTOFBREEDAREUSANDTHENSOME data analytics software to effortlessly combine large volumes of data from a variety of sources to get the insights they need - the instant they need them.

(I know how to use Excel already)

 

Can we reach out to you and work around your schedule for a call next week?

(No)

 

Really appreciate your help!

(PLEASE HELP ME! I'm desperate)

 

Lou

 

4th March 2125

       

 

'Aaargh! Aaaaarg . . . my eyes, my eyes! I've no option but to work from bed and self- immobilise!'

 

3rd March 2125

 

'That's a new sign' said Thinkbot.

'What does it mean? Is it a crossword clue?' asked GAT.

'Yes, it could be, say nine letters.'

'Whirligig?'

'Yes, spot on! They're not spiders at all.'

'I still think there'll be some shop floor screaming when they stumble on them.'

Scrunch!

'Oh bugger! I stood on one.'

The build bay lamp tower went red and a disembodied voice boomed around them.

'LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!'

Scrunch!

'For crying out loud watch where your putting your feet!'

 

28th February 2125

 

20th February 2125

 

24 hours later, GAT was yet to clear Chinese customs.

The hold up ahead of him was a puppet with country of origin USA.

For reasons not entirely clear, the puppet only spoke Latin.

'De minimis non curat lex' it kept repeating.

But when the TariffBot tapped this into its tablet, all it got was:

 

IGNORE 

And refused an entry permit on the import of food regulations.

 

Not to be continued . . .   (we can but earnestly hope)

 

19th February 2125

 

 

17th February 2125

     

 

Lessons From History #83:  The Brexit Negotiations in Full

European Union: 'Donnez-nous votre poisson!', 'Danos tu pescado!'

Great (again) Britain: 'Our fish are NOT on the negotiating table.'

 

8 months later . . . .  .

 

European Union: 'Donnez-nous votre poisson!', 'Danos tu pescado!'

(Still) Great Britain: 'Our fish are NOT on the negotiating table.'

 

The position of the fishing fleets at dawn on 21st October 2020

The rest, as they say is history.

 

Safe Harbor Statement: Many fish were fried in batter during these negotiations. Especially by the British who persisted in putting their cod & chips on the negotiating table whilst mumbling repeatedly that their fish was not on the negotiating table.

 

11th February 2125

 

6th February 2125

 

Scene: The bridge of the USS Enterprise.

Lt Data:  Captain, we've received an encrypted notification from  Starfleet Command.

Captain Picard:  What is it Mr Data?

Lt Data: It's, ah, um . . .

Captain Picard:  Come on, spit it out, you're supposed to be state of the art AI.

Mr Data:  Earth has left the Federation sir.

Captain Picard:  WHAT?

Commander Riker:  Get Earthxit Done!

Captain Picard:  Riker, you - an Earthexiteer? I don't believe it!

Riker:  You're blinded by your Frenchness Jean Luc!

Attention! Saucer Separation Sequence Initiated

Captain Picard:  Belay that order!

Lt Com La Forge:  No sir! 48% want to remain, even Worf.

Counselor Troy:  Captain, I' sensing a message from the rest of the Federation.

Captain Picard:  What is it Deanna?

 

Hail Earthlings! Bugger off then! See if we care. Don't even think about rejoining unless you give us all your fish!

Sincerely.

 

30th January 2125

 

27th January 2125

 

25th January 2125

 

24th January 2125

 

17th January 2125

 

 

15th January 2125

 

'Scooby Dooby Doo!'

Yelled GAT at the TV, causing Helen to nearly jump out of her skin and splash her wine all down her blouse.

'It's the guy at the garage! It's just a Scooby Doo plot.' GAT pointed gleefully at the TV.

Helen paused the episode of Silent Witness. 'How many times must I ask you not to do that!' she growled, 'I'm not watching any more if you're going to behave like that.'

'Okay, can I change the channel? Bristol Rovers Reserves are playing Newport Reserves in the 2nd round replay of the Major Domo Euro-Freight Brexit Trophy.'

'NO!'

 

8th January 2125

  

'VAR are looking at it!'

The crowded Production Meeting held it's breath.

You could have heard a crate drop.

'The question is, was it a valid shipment or was it a fraction after the quarter end?'

'It'll all come down to whether the PO arrived before or after 24:00:00.000'

 

 

00:00:00.083 - missed by 83 milliseconds.

The meeting room erupted with rage, chairs and laptops flew through the air.

 

6th January 2125

What are they look at with faces full of wonder?

Is it a revelation from a higher being?

A vista of a glorious future where peace and harmony rules over humanity?

Er, no,

 

2nd January 2125

 

Another New Year - Another New App.

And strangely a new key to press.

 

 

I wonder what it does?

CLICK

'Blimey!  It even freezes the eternal wait routine.

 

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THINKBLOG  - Oct - Dec 2112

 

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