10 April 2131

A Statement by DAT

Contrary to stories that are yet to appear on social media I would like to set the record straight. I have never met Jeffrey Frankenstein.  I have not appeared in any photographs that weren't taken of me with Mr. Frankenstein. We have never mixed in the same social circles and have rarely been on the same continent. I have never communicated with Mr. Frankenstein prior to, or subsequent to his criminal conviction, by any method available including any or all of email, WhatsUp, Z, semaphore, Aldis lamp, Post-Its, seance (and so forth; Legal to complete list). Throughout the entire time I wasn't communicating with Mr. Frankenstein I did not become aware of his hideous crimes.

5 April 2131

Questions that must be answered #7,272a (supplementary)

Why do some women only have 1 ear?

29 March 2131

Questions that must be answered #7,272

Why do all female anchors look like models?

8 March 2131

What the action in the CEO's mid-year review should have said:

Action: CEO to send a reminder to all staff

What it actually said was:

Action: CEO to send a reindeer to all staff

This was due to the sheer breath-taking incompetence of the person (GAT) typing combined with an over-enthusiastic autocorrect. GAT pondered whether to correct the text but in the end submitted with reindeer intact. To complete the process the CEO and other review panel members had to sign off on the document, so GAT was expecting email (s) with 'Reindeer?' on the subject line. But, no, they all signed off on it as it was. This seemed to imply two possibilities:

1. that the reviewers had not read the document.

2. that the reviewers agreed that the CEO should send a reindeer to each member of staff.

25 February 2131

ALL GLOBALBOT EMPLOYEES  TO EMERGENCY PRAYER ROOMS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

REPEAT,  ALL GLOBALBOT EMPLOYEES  TO EMERGENCY PRAYER ROOMS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

'Ok, hit enter and get to the bunker quick!

17 January 2131

Sometimes, how the human race survived is beyond me. 

11 January 2131

In the spirit of the UK Government here's the back to basics reset of the relaunch of the fresh start to turning the corner for Thinkblog - the world's sweetest smelling robotic blog.

First up a contribution from a leading AI:

'Caracas is the capital of Greenland. Would you like some octopus and ferret pie? Some elderly ladies wish to meet you. Relevant images:

Well, thanks for that. We can only wonder what the prompt was.